Funny Customer Orders

What’s the strangest drink request you’ve ever received?

Had someone order a decaf quad ristretto split between two kids’ cups with half steamed oat milk and half cold foam — my personal “strangest drink request.” I jot modifiers top-to-bottom on the cup and repeat it back word-for-word before pulling shots; if it’s the morning rush, I offer the closest standard build and a tiny sample to confirm it’s right. What’s your move when a curveball like that starts backing up the line?

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